Admiral Ackbar, Commander of Amphibious Mon Calamari Surf Fighter Fleet
March 17, 2012
“You can see here, the Death Star orbiting the perfect off shore conditions illuminated by the glowing forest moon of Endor. Although, the 10 fin system on this Death Star are not yet operational, the Death Star does have an awesome blackish – red resin tint and quality glassy polish. It is protected by an 6 0z wrap on the deck and pristine quality volan glass finish, which helps to generate some nice massive tidal swells centering the gravity pull of the nearby forest moon of Endor. The ten fin system must be deactivated, if any attack is to be attempted. Once the shield fins are down, our retro fish attack squadrons will create a perimeter, while our egg teams s turn into the superstructure and attempt to knock out the main fin reactor.
WTF!…The Shield is down! Commence paddling surfing into the Death star’s main reactor”…
Nerds are the beautiful people of this world, and they are some of the best surfers around…jocks are a threat to our way of life, nerds are the saviors of surf…’nuff said.
Admiral Ackbar, Commander of Amphibious Mon Calamari Surf Fighter Fleet
March 17, 2012“You can see here, the Death Star orbiting the perfect off shore conditions illuminated by the glowing forest moon of Endor. Although, the 10 fin system on this Death Star are not yet operational, the Death Star does have an awesome blackish – red resin tint and quality glassy polish. It is protected by an 6 0z wrap on the deck and pristine quality volan glass finish, which helps to generate some nice massive tidal swells centering the gravity pull of the nearby forest moon of Endor. The ten fin system must be deactivated, if any attack is to be attempted.
Once the shield fins are down, our retro fish attack squadrons will create a perimeter, while our egg teams s turn into the superstructure and attempt to knock out the main fin reactor.
WTF!…The Shield is down! Commence paddling surfing into the Death star’s main reactor”…
Admiral Ackbar, Commander of Amphibious Mon Calamari Surf Fighter Fleet
March 17, 2012BTW…that’s a really awesome looking board…bet it’s fun as hell to surf!
Stan Gable
March 17, 2012Those nerds are a threat to our way of life.
Inspector Callahan, SFPD.
March 17, 2012Nerds are the beautiful people of this world, and they are some of the best surfers around…jocks are a threat to our way of life, nerds are the saviors of surf…’nuff said.
Anonymous
March 17, 2012Surfy Surfy is so yesterday.
Anonymous
March 18, 2012and yet here you are.
Anonymous
March 17, 2012I wish it was a 5’1″
Anonymous
March 19, 2012I wish it was green