11 ???
The ASP announced today that Kelly Slater has not actually won his 11th World Title as declared on Wednesday at the San Francisco contest.
He has to win his upcoming Round 4 heat against Brazilians Gabriel Medina and Migul Pupo.
Full story on Surfline.com
This reminds of a quote from friend Tim, “Contest suck. Always have, always will.”
Anonymous
November 5, 2011haaa? duh 1+1 = 11
we the asp are in frisco, we used our “medical marijuana card,” & smoked that purple bud from humbolt. we were sitting on the computer like cheech and chong figuring out the points… ah we thought K won? …because of our computer?!
so we smoked some more, and found out he didn’t win. we smoked more and decided we want ke11y to drop out of the SF contest so it will go to pipe, where we can smoke some maui wowy! hopefully he’ll loose so he’ll be around next year to win 11? this way people will watch our search contest held at longbeach CA on august 1st next year. or if he does win this year we can tell sports illustrated they don’t have to stop the presses. excuse me do you happen to have a lighter? OH AND A ROACH CLIP!?
asp
association surfing purplebuds
but in all seriousness, we all do make mistakes -__-
1 funny mistake, or maybe it was 11 mistakes?
i can’t image the comments that are gonna be coming…
“WHATTAH YOU PEOPLE ON DOPE ? ? ! !”
Anonymous
November 5, 2011Jesus fuck does anyone really give a shit. O.k. so this guy is a rad fucking surfer and a diplomat but why the fuck do we care who the best is or who won the fucking super bowl or who’s the raddest xbox player of motor cross or why my daddy is better than your daddy. I say F.U. to Stussy, Hurley, Qucksilver, Ripcurl, O.P. the PSA for exploitation.
Get real:http://occupationalist.org/
I know getting real is difficult for surfers nowadays.
Anonymous
November 5, 2011who is the raddest xbox player on tour?
Anonymous
November 5, 2011This started off on a real funny note… Do miss those purple buds from Humboldt though. Maybe the 2nd Guy could use a bong hit to c h i l l.
1+1=11
Anonymous
November 5, 2011second guy… Stussy? OP? Did yLambriesi smoke you at the last PSAA Bud Tour event?
Anonymous
November 5, 2011As great as he surfs, I’ve always found Slater boring to watch and boring to listen to. 11 titles won’t change that.
Somebody check my pulse.
Oceans Rising
November 6, 2011What difference does it make? YOU STILL WANNA SURF! All the king’s horses and all the king’s men will never put humpty dumpty back together again. So get off the wall and go paddle out!