Campbell Brothers 5 fin Bonzer at the top of the heap. From Dane Reynold’s blog Marine Layer Productions People have been emailing us this photo since August so we decided to finally blog it 😉
Other Surfy Surfy favorites include the MTF model, channel bottoms, single fins and wide thick 80’s style performance shortboards. All hail Dane Reynolds, king of the surf hipsters!
A kid from Mexico, Africa, South America, Cuba, and many more would give their left nut for just a fin from one of those boards. I find this gross and self involved much like the style in which Dane surfs. Look at the style of Derek Hynd and look at Danes style. Look at the energy. Very different vibe. Dane is a “Trust Fund” surfer.
Hipster dane the man can use some restraint I wonder when he makes love to a girl or guy if he slows down take his time look around or does he go full bore ahead how many boards do you have
Dane’s like the honey badger, he just DGAF! Anyone surfing at his level needs that many boards. He rips, does what he wants, stop hating and deal with it. Don’t act like you’ve never enjoyed watching one of his heats or clips. If you’re just pointing out how many boards Dane has while calling it wasteful and gluttonous then let me just point out how many boards Byrd has in la Jolla; a whole warehouse full that just sit there! If JP posted a picture of all the boards in Byrd’s warehouse y’all’d get wet over it!
Dane is that you? Being DGAF is selfish. No one needs that many boards. That’s like saying the rich don’t need higher taxes. No ones hating here. But what happens with our star system of things is that there is idol worship and things are given where some people have to put their hard working dollar towards a stick they can’t afford.
I have to say I don’t see the “Hating” I think this guy rips and has one of the Coolest blogs! but that is a lot of boards. I don’t see anything Evil in pointing that out. Sounds like it hits a nerves though.
I am lower middle class and have a 30 board quiver. Mostly shit I picked up at garage sales, craigslist or from bros. I don’t give boards away. I sell them for $100 to $300. Dane is cool. Don’t harsh on Dane.
I feel bad for these poor people who are so concerned with how many boards Dane has. He is not stealing from you so leave him alone and worry about yourself. Who really cares, pathetic.
surfing/surfers are full of sh1t! who the fvck cares about what others have and what they are doing. mind your own business and spend time cleaning your own internal/eternal home. how many of you anonymous posters would say this sh1t to his face, whether right or wrong?
Oh, I had a job during the reagan years you sensless lil pretender politicos!
Thought this was the USA? One guy wants to surf everyday for 10,000 + days BUT HE’S NOT ALLOWED.”Thats too much!” One guy wants to have 10 million dollars BUT HE’S NOT ALLOWED, (“that’s too many.”) One guy want’s to collect boards in a warehouse so people can see the history over the last 100 or whatever years BUT HE’S NOT ALLOWED. pop quiz… if you win the lotto you gonna just have 3 boards? Thought this was the greatest country on earth? And yes it IS better to give then receive…
Like OBAMA said some people have too much!! Socialism shall prevail. This is like the guy down the block with all the toys and no one wants to play with him.
To all the AquaBrains who say DGAF – dane is that you or? YOU REALLY DO GIVE A FUCK-otherwise you wouldn’t even bother posting anything. Get Real. Honey Badger more like a horny old Chihuahua. I know Dane cares,he’s a sensitive , smart, guy. Hopefully he’ll show you all with the great give Dane give away.
This is pretty silly, With all the airs Dane does and how light channel glasses their boards I bet most of those arrows are fubar. Dane who I’ve never met, is a pretty cool cat i bet. I live up here with Sasquatch were we don’t hate we appreciate.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU GUYS (and girls!) I know Dane personally and that’s at a garage sale he had at the beginning of summer. He made some good money, and that bonzer was sold for 25 cents, that’s probably why you guys are so pissed and jealous? The real boards sold for hundreds more… The reason the bonzer sold for a qwater was because some guy wanted to strip and cut the fins off and make it a quad with lokbox fins?
Some people just don’t have a sense of humor? Guess they didn’t read the Glass-on Tri to Lokbox Quad Conversion? I thought the post 2 above me was funnier than s%%t!! Lighten up people- go buy a dumpster diver or something…
Man some interesting comments here! don’t understand that last post though? I think the person was smoking a combination of things because his med herb card expired? Can someone interpit that last one for me please, I’m trying to understand you people? My opinion … I think with the red tide and the 3″ faces were loosing it… Buy more boards to stimulate you and the economy, be like Dane0, oh that’s right he doesn’t buy boards he sells em at garage sales??
I’m a mechanic and Snap On gives me hoards of tools! “Hoards of tools” is actually the new Dane Reynolds board model… He did the art work himself. There’s also a limited # of T shirts too if your interested? Go to marine layer and type in Hoards of tools. It’s the T shirt with the Pro athlete logo on the pocket.
One of the post at the top states,” Dane should put 1/2 of those boards on Craigslist or GIVE THEM TO YOUNG MEXI KIDS WHO CAN’T BUY BOARDS.” Danes making an honest living and he has to give them to kids in a country where the Drug Lords Rule? I know it’s not the kids fault there, but shouldn’t the Drug Lords be buying the kids boards? I mean they have a lot more money than Mr. Reynolds! And the post above that? Howbout my large carbon fart on your pillow tonight! Unreal!
Well I did go to your link, and I was blown away! How sad! It used to be back in the day only surfers wore surf type clothing. I guess now we have Planet FN Posers!! ***And the guys comment above me is SO true! Also Contest in New York Contest in San Francisco, how sad- it’s just gonna get worse. Though I don’t like to go off and start s–t, man we need a up rising and take back our lineups keep the posers out. 90 guys out at swamies it’s firing 6′ backs ++ the hoards of posers on twin fins under 6′ in the line up getting saved and brought in by a jet sk?i! Trying to kill themselves and kill the people running them over ( oh another speed bump,) what’s wrong with this picture? guess we need the locals from 3rd dip and Lunada bay all along our coast? “Posers stay east” You can dress like Dane there. No disrespect to Dane, the guy rips, just wondering about quikposer though…
Wow..! I went to the link and jeez…It really has little to do with Dane or does it. It’s the Industry at large. I’m a converter. Now I know why he deaf.Money.
80+ sooooo Rad. Been some hot topics lately. Surfy Surfy =juicy juicy. Had to ask my niece what DGAF means…LOL. Anywayz . Danes cool. Maybe 2 cool? Surf culture is alive n spoiled. And BONZERS RULE!!!
DGAF? IGAF. http://tinyurl.com/62y7zhk this sucks! But I guess he can afford to buy all those Boards if he wanted. I’ve riding the same stick for 4 years. Ding and water logged . Hey Dane distribute the wealth.
Hello, I’m Jodi Flynn executive producer for the A&E show called “Hoarders” I was wondering if anyone had a contact for Mr. Dane Reynolds? I’ve gone to his site to no avail. I thank you in advance.
My boy is on the cover of the bible of surfing. Dane is da King deal with it! You freeking Comment Horders! Peace and let me be the first… Merry Christmas! PS is your backhand is good as my boy’s?
dane’s being himself but he’s NOT ALLOWED to do that? quikposer is just capitalizing on it. he did sign his soul to quikposer… well not for eternity, maybe a lifetime. what people don’t realize is the POWER of boycott. don’t buy his/their stuff. don’t support them if you don’t like them. get hoards of people to do the same instead of whining on surfy surfy surfy. i think the only thing you want is not to be a hippie, which you aren’t, you have that butch strapon haircut like that one guy said. just be the cowgirl you REALLY are, and don’t be ashamed of that. oh, and boycott.
dane better watch out. some guy on the avenue is going to see this post and do a bunch of lines of crystal meth and ride his cruiser over to danes with nothing but a battery powered sawzall and sheer strength at 3 in the morning while he is in france and make mincemeat of the al merrick right wing rick perry model sticks
Dane is hands down the worlds greatest progressive surfer that’s who Dane IS, yes the worlds greatest ‘right now! (Try and copy him in the same conditions and you’ll agree, or lie.) That’s why people want to be like him, because they WISH they could surf at that level in all those conditions. Why people want to be like anyone else? Great question. Probably because they wish they could aspire to the that level of technical greatness in their OWN way? But I don’t know jack, Jack. What do I know? I’m just chillin here puter tapping. Amazing mind boggling surfing to a lot of people though… fact! God bless Dane. And thank God the surf picked up!
Fuck God And the word ” Progressive”. Both words are pretty subjective. While I’m here I might as well say fuck you too. Since you too are pretty subjective.
Holy Tornadoes do some of you people really have that much bitterness built up? Who gives a rat’s behind what Dane is? He has a mustache, tries to shape, and surfs so gosh darn rad that the entire surf industry would give their left nut to sponsor him. Jealousy must be a painful game for all you Dane haters…don’t buy his stuff, just worship his surfing and life…you know given the skills you would do the same.
It’s not bitterness or jealousy you self consumed idiot. We don’t deny at all that Dane can stand up on a piece of foam and rip. And rip he does. Look again or have you been in the water too long.
to the person who wrote f God etc, etc. my mommy taught me if you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all. what did your mommy teach you? to surfy surfy and the san diego so cal ++ surf community thank you for such a fun positive great vibe and time the last two days at the sacred craft. with all the crap going on in the world today it’s such nice breath of fresh air to see a POSITIVE, when people of the same common passion get together.
then i come home a read the hater comments… LOL.
to the haters, my mommy taught me to pass the torch- the gift of surfing and love.
what did your mommy teach you to pass around?
dane reynolds for president 2012! we love dane AND his phenomenal progressive surfing! and i agree, God bless dane and his family! cheers!
Mommy’s girl. Well I guess dane could be president being that arnold made Gov of the right wing calif. Stop listening to your mom, god and jesus. Make your own decisions. Saying haters is like george bush saying you are with us or against us. Cant expect more from a californian though. Progressive my butt. How much air do you need? How much speed do you need. I take it you watch Nascar. Fuck has replaced the word God.
If you WOULD listen to your Mom, God, and Jesus you’d probably be full of complete peace, satisfaction, and stoke! Instead of HATE! God gave us the need for speed! Thus we shape, live and surf for it. Don’t do nascar… Peace, and Cheers : ) Oh God bless Dane!
Bitter Boy still bugging you and spreading his bitterness? Bitter Boy is a bitter Poser! Spread the positive… Dane RULES! And Bitter Boy(s) SUCK! Another bad bitter ambassador for the kommunity… Would give my left AND right nut to watch Bitter Boy surf on video. Probably surfs like he’s taking a dump! …Team Bitter Boy(s)
I have been reading these posts reluctantly and when I read, “God gave us the need for speed! Thus we shape, live and surf for it.” It made me cringe. Dude you are getting played by a serious shaper of the mind. Your own mind.
I don’t know about you or the other guy that made that comment. But speaking for myself I do have a need for speed, I LOVE when I get a fast board and it flows and glides effortlessly across the wave. The waves we surf; 90 % of the time are slow and mediocre. Spent many years working on shapes, rails, bottoms, ROCKER, bla bla bla to get those things to fly, and i’m more of a mid length + type of boarder. As the post above me says…
I guess i’m **getting played by a serious shaper of the mind, my own mind.**
THAT’S WHY I’M SO STOKED! And that’s why I have over a dozen + boards that have more of a speed type shape to em. I do apologize that i like to go fast on a wave, so, maybe I do need help? That I do admit. I love making impossible sections and coming up under the lip so fast that I don’t need to put much into it to get a style smooth fan with hardly any effort. Hate boards that are dogs and SLOW that make you grunt. My boards are mainly built for speed and i’m not even a short boarder. Makes me happy and not you, who cares.
That one guy said, ” how much more air do we need?” how much speed do we need?” Ask that to a lot of different people and the answer is gonna really BUG you! One of the coolest things for me is when a snake or a thief drops in front of me at Swamies or Cardiff reef and I fly around em. I bet the guy that wrote the comment above me is probably one of em. Dane + speed = stoke, and we WILL keep the stoke ALIVE!! Thanks for listening Turtle.
wow i must admit i love to go fast, and i love speed too. i learned something about my self today. thanks surfy surfy and thanks haters. …i better thank dane too. i don’t like nascar but i do love drag racing 1/4 mile style. are bonzers slow or fast?
Man there’s so much shit on here I can’t believe it! Kinda makes for an entertaining read though.But I gotta admit that there really are speed freaks out there. Just look at all those devoted people that ride them Stubbie Hulls. F……. speed freaks. Now I gotta spend time checking this speed hull shit out! Always wanted to try one of those boards. have a friend who’s got one that’s all he f…… rides, another speed freak!
This is Fricken harlarious. Who ever you are? Turning up the muck in here. GOD BLESS YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKER. LMAO! DUDE YOU ARE THE MAN. Great ? how much air? How much speed? What does it matter? Who are you? WTF.
i personally think the muck guy was replying to the haters. and the haters no like his or her comments long time. after reading all this crap, as i don’t wanna lie, i do admit, i too dig speed! i dig dane, and i dig when someone stands up to bully’s and haters. guess that’s their way of spitting back in the haters faces. i’m not into that but i dig that. they did make a valid point, you ain’t got nothing nice to say… i mean not to take sides, but to be using that kind of language on here, have some respect for surf surfy who manages this blog for crying out loud. doesn’t make you look good dropping f bombs you can still fire back with out all that crap. not to mention my groms read this stuff some times. if someone has the need to go fast on any type of board let em, what’s the big deal? shaun whites parents tried to slow him down and look what happened. you dig?
dane, horders, Haters, millionaires, and billionaires, Jesus, Bitter Boys, boycott, kid from Mexico, links to websites, gluttonous large carbon footprint, farting pillows, honey badger, selfish, speed freaks, turtles, snakes, thieves, mommy’s girl, tornados that are holy, idol worship, dgaf, the 80’s, jay leno, burt reynolds, deliverance, lower middle class, pathetic poor people, obama, not allowed to, garage sales of bonzers for a quarter, god invents need for speed, mirrors, ai renz chano, chano ai renz, mom says hi, and now soap, and pollocks? no comment!
well… it did make my evening last night, thanks. gotta get back to work, keep em coming and keep the peace
This is the funniest non-sensical comment section I’ve ever seen. I did notice though that the lovers were sounding like the haters to the point I couldn’t tell the difference. Good reading while eating a large three cheese pizza and a cold brew. Thanks surfy.
Surfy Surfy
September 30, 2011Other Surfy Surfy favorites include the MTF model, channel bottoms, single fins and wide thick 80’s style performance shortboards.
All hail Dane Reynolds, king of the surf hipsters!
Anonymous
September 30, 2011Daynolds
Anonymous
September 30, 2011kind of wasteful & gluttonous
Anonymous
September 30, 2011I agree wasteful and gluttonous! Large carbon footprint. This guy is full of shit with his soul surfer persona. Another cali fool.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011He should put 1/2 those on craigslist or give em to young mexi kids who can’t buy boards. Pretty redundant quiver.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011Moving all those boards to cut his grass would be pain…
Anonymous
September 30, 2011A kid from Mexico, Africa, South America, Cuba, and many more would give their left nut for just a fin from one of those boards. I find this gross and self involved much like the style in which Dane surfs. Look at the style of Derek Hynd and look at Danes style. Look at the energy. Very different vibe. Dane is a “Trust Fund” surfer.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011Hipster dane the man can use some restraint I wonder when he makes love to a girl or guy if he slows down take his time look around or does he go full bore ahead how many boards do you have
Anonymous
September 30, 2011Dane’s a smart guy and cool character in surfing. Rest assure haters. The boards all eventually find good homes.
OceanAir
September 30, 2011For all you anonymous bloggers hating on Dane, if you were given 100+ boards a year for free your backyards would look just like the picture above.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011No ones hating . Just pointing out. It doesn’t look like their finding homes.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011It’s like owning too much real estate.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011Dane’s like the honey badger, he just DGAF! Anyone surfing at his level needs that many boards. He rips, does what he wants, stop hating and deal with it. Don’t act like you’ve never enjoyed watching one of his heats or clips. If you’re just pointing out how many boards Dane has while calling it wasteful and gluttonous then let me just point out how many boards Byrd has in la Jolla; a whole warehouse full that just sit there! If JP posted a picture of all the boards in Byrd’s warehouse y’all’d get wet over it!
Anonymous
September 30, 2011Dane is that you? Being DGAF is selfish. No one needs that many boards. That’s like saying the rich don’t need higher taxes. No ones hating here. But what happens with our star system of things is that there is idol worship and things are given where some people have to put their hard working dollar towards a stick they can’t afford.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011I have an idea for Dane. He could do the same thing with his boards.
http://jalopnik.com/5421032/burbank-envy-a-glimpse-inside-jay-lenos-garage
http://www.jaylenosgarage.com/
Anonymous
September 30, 2011Dane’s an idol worshiper now? for having this many boards? WOW! trickle down board theory, EVIL EVIL EVIL. Hating at it’s finest.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011I miss the 80’s..no cell phones, no internet, and no personal computers…easy living.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011I have to say I don’t see the “Hating” I think this guy rips and has one of the Coolest blogs! but that is a lot of boards. I don’t see anything Evil in pointing that out. Sounds like it hits a nerves though.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011oh shi’ite, Jay Leno’s an idol worshiper too!
Anonymous
September 30, 2011Yes Dane Has a lot of boards, thanks you for pointing out to the rest of us retards exactly what the photo conveys
Anonymous
September 30, 2011the 80’s ? you want to go back to the Ronald Reagan- Bush era. More pollution . More greed. More DGAF.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011Jay leno’s an Idol worshiper? Huh?me thunk you misunderstands
Anonymous
September 30, 2011Idol worship
http://www.socale.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/us-open-of-surfing-2011.jpg
Anonymous
September 30, 2011Those are surfboards. There is a lot. Dane surfs a lot.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011What do you call a surfer who loses his job and has to live in his car down by the beach and only has one board
Stoked.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011Dane is a generous soul and gives local kids boards all the time. Quit talking smack about someone you nothing about.
-VENTURA LOCAL
Anonymous
September 30, 2011But keeping some for himself i see.
-HOLLYWOOD BY THE SEA LOCAL
Girvin Surfboards
September 30, 2011You guys are Wankers don’t talk about someone you don’t know. If that is his entire quiver then he has given away 10 times that.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011I don’t see the picture on his blog of him giving away boards. This is a parade.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011new post time jp?
Anonymous
September 30, 2011Daynolds care not what others think or say. Daynolds ride bonzer more. Go fast, turn hard.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011Is Dane related to Burt Reynolds?
Anonymous
September 30, 2011If so he borrow that flyass wetsuit Burt wears in Deliverance.
Anonymous
September 30, 2011I am lower middle class and have a 30 board quiver. Mostly shit I picked up at garage sales, craigslist or from bros. I don’t give boards away. I sell them for $100 to $300. Dane is cool. Don’t harsh on Dane.
Anonymous
October 1, 2011you should contact dane and see if you can help sell them on Ebay. Might help pull you out of the lower middle class.
Andrew
October 1, 2011HONEY BADGERS CRAZY! HE JUST DGAF!
Anonymous
October 1, 2011I feel bad for these poor people who are so concerned with how many boards Dane has. He is not stealing from you so leave him alone and worry about yourself. Who really cares, pathetic.
Anonymous
October 1, 2011Yup, the collective “carbon footprint” of surfers worldwide would be significantly reduced if Dane only had two boards.
Anonymous
October 1, 2011surfing/surfers are full of sh1t! who the fvck cares about what others have and what they are doing. mind your own business and spend time cleaning your own internal/eternal home. how many of you anonymous posters would say this sh1t to his face, whether right or wrong?
Oh, I had a job during the reagan years you sensless lil pretender politicos!
J
October 1, 2011I cant remember the last time I saw 40 comments, wow! I wish I had a back yard like that heheh
Anonymous
October 1, 2011Complaining about a guy having too many surfboards on a surfboard blog is surreal.
Anonymous
October 1, 2011Thought this was the USA? One guy wants to surf everyday for 10,000 + days BUT HE’S NOT ALLOWED.”Thats too much!” One guy wants to have 10 million dollars BUT HE’S NOT ALLOWED, (“that’s too many.”) One guy want’s to collect boards in a warehouse so people can see the history over the last 100 or whatever years BUT HE’S NOT ALLOWED. pop quiz… if you win the lotto you gonna just have 3 boards? Thought this was the greatest country on earth? And yes it IS better to give then receive…
Anonymous
October 1, 2011more desperate attempts trying to validate the bonzer. i also see a costco foamie in the pic. what’s to say one is better than the other.
Anonymous
October 1, 2011Like OBAMA said some people have too much!! Socialism shall prevail. This is like the guy down the block with all the toys and no one wants to play with him.
To all the AquaBrains who say DGAF – dane is that you or? YOU REALLY DO GIVE A FUCK-otherwise you wouldn’t even bother posting anything. Get Real. Honey Badger more like a horny old Chihuahua. I know Dane cares,he’s a sensitive , smart, guy. Hopefully he’ll show you all with the great give Dane give away.
Anonymous
October 1, 2011Anonymous
October 1, 2011This is pretty silly, With all the airs Dane does and how light channel glasses their boards I bet most of those arrows are fubar. Dane who I’ve never met, is a pretty cool cat i bet. I live up here with Sasquatch were we don’t hate we appreciate.
Lost coast local
Anonymous
October 1, 2011I ment Al merrick not channel
Anonymous
October 1, 2011I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU GUYS (and girls!) I know Dane personally and that’s at a garage sale he had at the beginning of summer. He made some good money, and that bonzer was sold for 25 cents, that’s probably why you guys are so pissed and jealous? The real boards sold for hundreds more…
The reason the bonzer sold for a qwater was because some guy wanted to strip and cut the fins off and make it a quad with lokbox fins?
Anonymous
October 1, 2011….Hey,I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU GUYS… Your right, that Bonzer shouldn’t have been made in the first place. What a wast of foam and fiberglass.
Anonymous
October 1, 2011Some people just don’t have a sense of humor? Guess they didn’t read the Glass-on Tri to Lokbox Quad Conversion? I thought the post 2 above me was funnier than s%%t!! Lighten up people- go buy a dumpster diver or something…
Anonymous
October 1, 2011He sold them at a garage sell? After they were given to him?! OMG. TRue Capitalism. Nixon for president.
Anonymous
October 1, 2011Daynolds take back earlier comment. Daynolds have admit care deeply what keyboard tappers say. Elephant talk valued social currency.
Anonymous
October 1, 2011I knew you cared Daynolds! We love you!
Anonymous
October 1, 2011Man some interesting comments here! don’t understand that last post though? I think the person was smoking a combination of things because his med herb card expired? Can someone interpit that last one for me please, I’m trying to understand you people? My opinion … I think with the red tide and the 3″ faces were loosing it… Buy more boards to stimulate you and the economy, be like Dane0, oh that’s right he doesn’t buy boards he sells em at garage sales??
Anonymous
October 1, 2011Chano Ai Renz
Anonymous
October 1, 2011Ai Renz Chano
Anonymous
October 1, 2011Dane is friking KING you peasants!! End of story!!
Anonymous
October 1, 2011Dane we know you are KING of hoarding,NOw give some up.
Anonymous
October 2, 2011Anonymous haters still trying to validate their weak opinions by posting anonymous.
-ANONYMOUS
SAY HI TO YOUR MOM FOR ME
Anonymous
October 2, 2011you can tell when theres no swell, folks have time for this mindless sh1t! HI Mom!
Anonymous
October 2, 2011Mom says Hi!
Anonymous
October 2, 2011If your a Professional Mechanic or Contractor do you have a lot of tools?
Anonymous
October 2, 2011Hi WJ
Anonymous
October 2, 2011What if you’re a professional tool? Ah rots of chano ai renz
Anonymous
October 2, 2011Mechanics and Contractors don’t have tool makers giving them hoards of tools like pro sports athletes. Bad analogy.
Blue World Surf
October 2, 2011Here is my quiver for sale
http://tinyurl.com/63tr7s3
decantler
October 2, 2011i feel like dane reynolds and al knost have the most popular cars in surfing
7 minutes ago
Anonymous
October 2, 2011I’m a mechanic and Snap On gives me hoards of tools!
“Hoards of tools” is actually the new Dane Reynolds board model… He did the art work himself. There’s also a limited # of T shirts too if your interested? Go to marine layer and type in Hoards of tools. It’s the T shirt with the Pro athlete logo on the pocket.
Anonymous
October 2, 2011As long as you ‘feel that way that’s good for you.
Anonymous
October 2, 2011One of the post at the top states,” Dane should put 1/2 of those boards on Craigslist or GIVE THEM TO YOUNG MEXI KIDS WHO CAN’T BUY BOARDS.”
Danes making an honest living and he has to give them to kids in a country where the Drug Lords Rule? I know it’s not the kids fault there, but shouldn’t the Drug Lords be buying the kids boards? I mean they have a lot more money than Mr. Reynolds! And the post above that? Howbout my large carbon fart on your pillow tonight! Unreal!
Anonymous
October 2, 2011dane for president 2012
Anonymous
October 2, 2011are all those simmons boards?
Anonymous
October 2, 2011no there beausoleil.
Anonymous
October 2, 2011hoards of tools, awesome haha. hoards of haters
Holden
October 2, 2011You people are phonies. Quit surfing now, ask me how.
Anonymous
October 2, 2011how
Anonymous
October 2, 2011DANE REYNOLDS EXPLOITS THE CHINESE ALL FOR SURF PERSONA AND MONETARY GAIN! GET THE DANE LOOK!
SEE LINK:http://tinyurl.com/62y7zhk
Anonymous
October 2, 2011hoards of want “The Dane Look” . Business is good.
Anonymous
October 2, 2011Well I did go to your link, and I was blown away! How sad! It used to be back in the day only surfers wore surf type clothing. I guess now we have Planet FN Posers!! ***And the guys comment above me is SO true! Also Contest in New York Contest in San Francisco, how sad- it’s just gonna get worse. Though I don’t like to go off and start s–t, man we need a up rising and take back our lineups keep the posers out. 90 guys out at swamies it’s firing 6′ backs ++ the hoards of posers on twin fins under 6′ in the line up getting saved and brought in by a jet sk?i! Trying to kill themselves and kill the people running them over ( oh another speed bump,) what’s wrong with this picture? guess we need the locals from 3rd dip and Lunada bay all along our coast? “Posers stay east” You can dress like Dane there. No disrespect to Dane, the guy rips, just wondering about quikposer though…
Anonymous
October 2, 2011I went to the link, and I’m gonna order the belt : )
How do I pay though in rice?
Anonymous
October 2, 2011Wow..! I went to the link and jeez…It really has little to do with Dane or does it. It’s the Industry at large. I’m a converter. Now I know why he deaf.Money.
Anonymous
October 2, 201180+ sooooo Rad. Been some hot topics lately. Surfy Surfy =juicy juicy. Had to ask my niece what DGAF means…LOL. Anywayz . Danes cool. Maybe 2 cool? Surf culture is alive n spoiled. And BONZERS RULE!!!
Anonymous
October 2, 2011Get your Hippie Surfer Dane Reynolds app now! Don’t wait.
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/hippie-surfer-dane-reynolds/id451062958?ls=1&mt=8
Anonymous
October 2, 2011DGAF? IGAF. http://tinyurl.com/62y7zhk this sucks! But I guess he can afford to buy all those Boards if he wanted. I’ve riding the same stick for 4 years. Ding and water logged . Hey Dane distribute the wealth.
Anonymous
October 3, 2011All I got to say is, ya Dane! Stir the pot!
Jodi Flynn
October 3, 2011Hello, I’m Jodi Flynn executive producer for the A&E show called “Hoarders” I was wondering if anyone had a contact for Mr. Dane Reynolds? I’ve gone to his site to no avail. I thank you in advance.
Anonymous
October 3, 2011I’ll send you a contact Jodi. I’ve found your email.
Anonymous
October 3, 2011you all are retarded. any real surfer would love to have that kind of quiver. selfish? greedy? wtf?? BEAT IT. fcking kooks
Anonymous
October 4, 2011My boy is on the cover of the bible of surfing. Dane is da King deal with it!
You freeking Comment Horders! Peace and let me be the first… Merry Christmas! PS is your backhand is good as my boy’s?
Anonymous
October 4, 2011I like that! But is his frontside buddha belly TRIM is good as MINE?
Anonymous
October 4, 2011I WANT MY DANE! I WANT THE DANE LOOK! I WANT TO BE A CAPITALIST HIPPIE SURFER. I WANT IN NOW.
Anonymous
October 4, 2011dane’s being himself but he’s NOT ALLOWED to do that?
quikposer is just capitalizing on it. he did sign his soul to
quikposer… well not for eternity, maybe a lifetime. what people
don’t realize is the POWER of boycott. don’t buy his/their stuff.
don’t support them if you don’t like them. get hoards of people to
do the same instead of whining on surfy surfy surfy. i think the only
thing you want is not to be a hippie, which you aren’t, you have that butch strapon haircut like that one guy said. just be the cowgirl you REALLY are, and don’t be ashamed of that. oh, and boycott.
Anonymous
October 4, 2011What do you think we are doing sweetheart! Jesus surfers are dumb.
Duane in Buena Park
October 4, 2011I’ve been converted with this boycott. I realized I was trying to be like Dane.
Buying his stuff. No more. Thank you for the eye opener.
FREE YOUR MIND
October 4, 2011Boycott all surf apparel. i”m surfing in Cut offs from now on. Converted.
And I’m making a bumper sticker that reads: NO HIPPIE MATERIALISTS! IE DANE
Anonymous
October 4, 2011WHO GIVES A SHIT. DANE IS RAD
Anonymous
October 4, 2011WHO GIVES A SHIT. DANE IS A RAD HOARDER
Pensacola FL
October 4, 2011Dane is the greatest soul surfer out there! Period. He DGAF! When hollywood finally does a movie about him I’m sure Matt Damon will play him. http://www.gossipsauce.com/files/gs_matt_damon_100719_m.jpg
Anonymous
October 4, 2011LMAO! Matt Damon does look like Dane. Compare the pics. LOL. Dane Damon.
http://www.gossipsauce.com/files/gs_matt_damon_100719_m.jpg
http://img.bnqt.com/CMS/bnqt/network/bnqt.com/media/czar-zach/0008-4ca7ffb1-4a829863-8c80-42e6e309.jpg
Dane can do the stunt surfing. Dane is great! Why rip on a good guy that has it all.
Anonymous
October 5, 2011100 posts! http://sharkattackmonitor.wordpress.com/
Anonymous
October 5, 2011Great Dane!
“Let your surfing do da talkIN.”
WATCH him surf, U can’t de nigh the 3 fin, you can tri!
Just like dat mO fO’s.
Anonymous
October 7, 2011dane better watch out. some guy on the avenue is going to see this post and do a bunch of lines of crystal meth and ride his cruiser over to danes with nothing but a battery powered sawzall and sheer strength at 3 in the morning while he is in france and make mincemeat of the al merrick right wing rick perry model sticks
Anonymous
October 7, 2011who’s dane and why would anyone want to be like him….or anyone else?
Anonymous
October 7, 2011Dane is hands down the worlds greatest progressive surfer that’s who Dane IS, yes the worlds greatest ‘right now! (Try and copy him in the same conditions and you’ll agree, or lie.)
That’s why people want to be like him, because they WISH they could surf at that level in all those conditions. Why people want to be like anyone else? Great question. Probably because they wish they could aspire to the that level of technical greatness in their OWN way? But I don’t know jack, Jack. What do I know? I’m just chillin here puter tapping. Amazing mind boggling surfing to a lot of people though… fact! God bless Dane. And thank God the surf picked up!
Anonymous
October 8, 2011Fuck God And the word ” Progressive”. Both words are pretty subjective.
While I’m here I might as well say fuck you too. Since you too are pretty subjective.
Anonymous
October 8, 2011Holy Tornadoes do some of you people really have that much bitterness built up? Who gives a rat’s behind what Dane is? He has a mustache, tries to shape, and surfs so gosh darn rad that the entire surf industry would give their left nut to sponsor him. Jealousy must be a painful game for all you Dane haters…don’t buy his stuff, just worship his surfing and life…you know given the skills you would do the same.
Anonymous
October 8, 2011It’s not bitterness or jealousy you self consumed idiot. We don’t deny at all that Dane can stand up on a piece of foam and rip. And rip he does. Look again or have you been in the water too long.
Anonymous
October 10, 2011to the person who wrote f God etc, etc.
my mommy taught me if you don’t have anything nice to say
don’t say anything at all.
what did your mommy teach you?
to surfy surfy and the san diego so cal ++ surf community thank you for such a fun positive great vibe and time the last two days at the sacred craft. with all the crap going on in the world today it’s such nice
breath of fresh air to see a POSITIVE, when people of the same common passion get together.
then i come home a read the hater comments… LOL.
to the haters, my mommy taught me to pass the torch- the gift of surfing and love.
what did your mommy teach you to pass around?
dane reynolds for president 2012!
we love dane AND his phenomenal progressive surfing!
and i agree, God bless dane and his family!
cheers!
Anonymous
October 10, 2011Mommy’s girl. Well I guess dane could be president being that arnold made Gov of the right wing calif. Stop listening to your mom, god and jesus. Make your own decisions. Saying haters is like george bush saying you are with us or against us. Cant expect more from a californian though. Progressive my butt. How much air do you need? How much speed do you need. I take it you watch Nascar. Fuck has replaced the word God.
Anonymous
October 11, 2011If you WOULD listen to your Mom, God, and Jesus you’d probably be full of complete peace, satisfaction, and stoke! Instead of HATE!
God gave us the need for speed! Thus we shape, live and surf for it. Don’t do nascar…
Peace, and Cheers : )
Oh God bless Dane!
Anonymous
October 11, 2011Bitter Boy still bugging you and spreading his bitterness? Bitter Boy is a bitter Poser!
Spread the positive… Dane RULES! And Bitter Boy(s) SUCK!
Another bad bitter ambassador for the kommunity…
Would give my left AND right nut to watch Bitter Boy surf on video.
Probably surfs like he’s taking a dump! …Team Bitter Boy(s)
Anonymous
October 11, 2011Interesting how this is getting to the positive people.
Anonymous
October 11, 2011I personally think their holding up a mirror. slick move. kinda over exposer though.
Anonymous
October 11, 2011I agree on the over exposer. Holding up a mirror. Oh yea. Tricky. It’s probably Dane himself. God speed. Good day.
Anonymous
October 11, 2011I have been reading these posts reluctantly and when I read, “God gave us the need for speed! Thus we shape, live and surf for it.” It made me cringe. Dude you are getting played by a serious shaper of the mind. Your own mind.
Anonymous
October 11, 2011I don’t know about you or the other guy that made that comment. But speaking for myself I do have a need for speed, I LOVE when I get a fast board and it flows and glides effortlessly across the wave. The waves we surf; 90 % of the time are slow and mediocre. Spent many years working on shapes, rails, bottoms, ROCKER, bla bla bla to get those things to fly, and i’m more of a mid length + type of boarder.
As the post above me says…
I guess i’m **getting played by a serious shaper of the mind, my own mind.**
THAT’S WHY I’M SO STOKED! And that’s why I have over a dozen + boards that have more of a speed type shape to em. I do apologize that i like to go fast on a wave, so, maybe I do need help? That I do admit. I love making impossible sections and coming up under the lip so fast that I don’t need to put much into it to get a style smooth fan with hardly any effort. Hate boards that are dogs and SLOW that make you grunt. My boards are mainly built for speed and i’m not even a short boarder. Makes me happy and not you, who cares.
That one guy said, ” how much more air do we need?” how much speed do we need?” Ask that to a lot of different people and the answer is gonna really BUG you! One of the coolest things for me is when a snake or a thief drops in front of me at Swamies or Cardiff reef and I fly around em. I bet the guy that wrote the comment above me is probably one of em.
Dane + speed = stoke, and we WILL keep the stoke ALIVE!! Thanks for listening Turtle.
Anonymous
October 11, 2011wow i must admit i love to go fast, and i love speed too.
i learned something about my self today. thanks surfy surfy and thanks haters.
…i better thank dane too. i don’t like nascar but i do love drag racing 1/4 mile style. are bonzers slow or fast?
Anonymous
October 11, 2011Man there’s so much shit on here I can’t believe it! Kinda makes for an entertaining read though.But I gotta admit that there really are speed freaks out there. Just look at all those devoted people that ride them Stubbie Hulls. F……. speed freaks. Now I gotta spend time checking this speed hull shit out! Always wanted to try one of those boards. have a friend who’s got one that’s all he f…… rides, another speed freak!
Anonymous
October 11, 2011by the looks of it, i guess god did give us the need for speed
Anonymous
October 11, 2011WTF?
Anonymous
October 11, 2011This is Fricken harlarious. Who ever you are? Turning up the muck in here. GOD BLESS YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKER. LMAO! DUDE YOU ARE THE MAN.
Great ? how much air? How much speed? What does it matter? Who are you?
WTF.
Anonymous
October 11, 2011i personally think the muck guy was replying to the haters. and the haters no like his or her comments long time. after reading all this crap, as i don’t wanna lie, i do admit, i too dig speed! i dig dane, and i dig when someone stands up to bully’s and haters. guess that’s their way of spitting back in the haters faces. i’m not into that but i dig that. they did make a valid point, you ain’t got nothing nice to say… i mean not to take sides, but to be using that kind of language on here, have some respect for surf surfy who manages this blog for crying out loud. doesn’t make you look good dropping f bombs you can still fire back with out all that crap. not to mention my groms read this stuff some times. if someone has the need to go fast on any type of board let em, what’s the big deal?
shaun whites parents tried to slow him down and look what happened. you dig?
Anonymous
October 11, 2011Don’t you need speed to get air
Anonymous
October 11, 2011Looks like somebody pushing somebodies buttons. Here’s something a little more positive. May Dane live long and prosper.
Anonymous
October 11, 2011Truth is this has NOTHING TO DO WITH DANE. There are no Haters but the one you create! Are all surfers water logged. Jesus Fuckin Christ.
The millionaires and billionaires were targeted for what event organizers called a “willingness to hoard wealth at the expense of the 99%.”
http://money.cnn.com/2011/10/10/news/economy/occupy_wall_street_protest/index.htm
Anonymous
October 11, 2011You can take pollock jokes and replace it with surfer
Anonymous
October 11, 2011somebody wash that guys mouth out with soap.
Anonymous
October 11, 2011dig when someone stands up to bully’s and haters. guess that’s their way of spitting back in the haters faces. i’m not into that but i dig that
Well put George Bush.
Anonymous
October 11, 2011dane, horders, Haters, millionaires, and billionaires, Jesus, Bitter Boys, boycott, kid from Mexico, links to websites, gluttonous large carbon footprint, farting pillows, honey badger, selfish, speed freaks, turtles, snakes, thieves, mommy’s girl, tornados that are holy, idol worship, dgaf, the 80’s, jay leno, burt reynolds, deliverance, lower middle class, pathetic poor people, obama, not allowed to, garage sales of bonzers for a quarter, god invents need for speed, mirrors, ai renz chano, chano ai renz, mom says hi, and now soap, and pollocks?
no comment!
well… it did make my evening last night, thanks. gotta get back to work, keep em coming and keep the peace
Anonymous
October 11, 2011This is the funniest non-sensical comment section I’ve ever seen. I did notice though that the lovers were sounding like the haters to the point I couldn’t tell the difference. Good reading while eating a large three cheese pizza and a cold brew. Thanks surfy.