Thick and Wide





6’6″ length x 20 3/4″ width x 2 11/16″
This gently used Bonzer5 surfboard is thick and wide, just like that girl you danced with at your 9th grade spring formal. And like her, it will be loyal and true and believes in you.

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8 Comments
  • dogleg
    August 19, 2010

    and remember, after you dumped her because of status quo, she was forgotten till years later. It was then you saw her looking the same yet somehow NOW she was accepted by the masses and all were wanting.

  • Anonymous
    August 19, 2010

    thats what she said…..

  • Anonymous
    August 19, 2010

    that’s not thick & wide
    unless you’re some anorexic hipster

  • Anonymous
    August 19, 2010

    A real board for real men. Tight jean wearin ravers with neon sun glasses need not apply. Go eat something.

  • Anonymous
    August 19, 2010

    How much JP?

  • Surfy Surfy!
    August 19, 2010

    It’s $595. Waiting for love.

  • Surfy Surfy!
    August 22, 2010

    This board is sold!

  • Anonymous
    August 24, 2010

    Too short for Oregon, however…