He died for our Kookyness
The Cardiff Kook came to town with a message of peace and understanding to unite all surfers. “The best surfer in the world is the one having the most fun.” he told us. For that the hardcore meanie locals duct taped him and whipped him with surf leashes. The Cardiff Kook suffered for our kook-outs. Remember that time you spun around on that perfect set wave, screamed GOT IT! super loud in front of everybody and then pearled and went over the falls? You are forgiven my son.
Anonymous
April 12, 2009And with his last breath He exclaimed , It is done and He descended into Hades otherwise known as Cardiff Reef with the multitudes of Doctors who SUP and he cried, little known fact here.Oi ! now You have really forsaken me Father ! Then the next day God the Father delivered him from pure evil and He ascended up to Heaven , otherwise known as six foot Swami’s with only the Moonlight Glassing Crew out ! NICE …Jesus thought to Himself; it will be a cold day in Hades before i do that again!And the Lord God smiled , for it was good.
Le Vyusher
April 12, 2009You’re going to hell. See ya there.
Anonymous
April 12, 2009( oops forgot the epilogue ) And Jesus the Son of God sits there on the Swami’s Throne Peak at the right hand of the Father just outside of the Prophet Peter the Pinliner and John the Peckanator to this day 2000 years later . Proving once and for all , all you need to surf good Swamis is Love and a Prayer ! Rw
Kyle
April 13, 2009The church was built upon Peter, the rock…
Anonymous
April 13, 2009that is fuckin awesome. Possibly the best statue dressup yet.
Danimal
April 13, 2009I hope people were offended. booya.
Anonymous
April 13, 2009Doctors that SUP… too good.
Anonymous
April 13, 2009If I were a hard-core born-again, I’d probably be showing up at the glassing studio to crucify YOU. But, it’s all just so silly.
Anonymous
April 13, 2009” God has chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise ” Corinthians 1:27 The Lord loves a good joke , just check out the platypus , tight jeans on dudes , complicated haircuts for 200 bucks , clove cigarettes and 650 dollar ancient wooden ironing board replicas being sold to guys who can barely ride real surfboards !
Beetlejuice
April 13, 2009Mega-dittos
Anonymous
April 13, 2009John 6:19 (New International Version)
“When they had rowed three or three and a half miles, Buzzy Kerbox, Dave Kalama and Mark Angulo saw the Laird approaching the boat, walking on the water; and they were terrified for the Laird was riding a hydrofoil. And Buzzy Kerbox said unto the Laird ‘my Laird, what doth thee ride?’ And the Laird said unto the terrified Buzzy, ‘I ride the hydrofoil. You sit in the channel and watch.’ And it Aeder took photos, and it was good.”
Anonymous
April 13, 2009but the disciple Thomas Curren , being a “doubting Thomas” , thrust his hand in what he thought was a Roman Soldier’s spear wound but alas , it was the Laird’s Gills ! And Thomas proclaimed , “you are not “the Laird our Savior” , you sir are the “Laird of the Tow Dance!”
Anonymous
April 13, 2009The palm tree in the background almost mirrors the messianic kook, spooky or what?