5 fin from Beyond the Stars


In ancient times a pair of super cool space aliens visited Earth and gave the secrets of the 5 Brain Power Cluster to the indigenous humans who called this new technology the “Bonzer”.

The long lost secrets of the Bonzer were rediscovered by the brothers Malcolm and Duncan Campbell who applied this cosmic knowledge to surfing.

This 4 oz volan Bonzer 5 fin egg is a sure sign that the Bonzer aliens are returning in 2010.

Tap into the code: 6’8″ x 20 3/4″ x 2 11/16″

Will you be ready when we make contact?

The aliens want our cows in return for the sacred knowledge of the Bonzer, so keep that mind.

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4 Comments
  • DP
    March 2, 2009

    hilarious!

  • Anonymous
    March 2, 2009

    how much?

  • shacky
    March 2, 2009

    Keep the cows and chill on the probes alien dudes.

  • Mitch
    March 2, 2009

    i love a good history lesson!