Ever since the abrupt closure of Clark Foam in Dec 2005 sleazy opportunist are stampeding to get into the surfboard blank market. Here is an example of the typical garbage that is coming from the new blank factories in communist China.
That’s the new asymetrical blank from cheapco! Remember the asymetrical shapes (I think Caster was making them) in the ’80’s? Cheapco is prepping for a resurgence of the design. Very forward thinking, those Chinese!
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Mr. Roboto by Styx
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Mata ah-oo hima de Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Himitsu wo shiri tai
You’re wondering who I am-machine or mannequin With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man
I’ve got a secret I’ve been hiding under my skin My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M. So if you see me acting strangely, don’t be surprised I’m just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide To keep me alive-just keep me alive Somewhere to hide to keep me alive
I’m not a robot without emotions-I’m not what you see I’ve come to help you with your problems, so we can be free I’m not a hero, I’m not a saviour, forget what you know I’m just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control Beyond my control-we all need control I need control-we all need control
I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask So no one else can see my true identity
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo…domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo…domo Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo…domo Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For doing the jobs that nobody wants to And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto For helping me escape just when I needed to Thank you-thank you, thank you I want to thank you, please, thank you
The problem’s plain to see: too much technology Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.
The time has come aat last To throw away this mask So everyone caan see My true identity… I’m Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!
That’s a big oops at the factory alright… But at the end of the day if you don’t like it or have no use for it don’t buy it.
Shit doesn’t discriminate- China, Europe, the Americas even here in the good old USA! Tired of China/Asian “pop out” bashing is all… It’s simple people if you think it’s crap don’t buy it!
As representatives of world travel and an openess to other cultures, I think some of us may be missing the point.
I want to make it clear that we did NOT buy that blank and that it does NOT belong to us nor is it at Moonlight. That photo was taken with spy cam at another place, hee hee.
Dat blank vary niceeeee! We make top knotch for America surfboarders! Don’t try knock before try. We learn pinlines and acid splash and we make moonlight international power. We pay you more money than sam.
Maybe Scott Bass can convince Kelly Slater to ride a board made from one of those assymetrical Chinese blanks then save the surf industry. From his editorial of Slater as Savior.”The surf industry loses. The surf industry needs Kelly Slater to win number nine this year. The economic trickle down effect Slater brings to the spreadsheet is large. This guy is mainstream. He transcends the sport. He may get paid by Quiksilver, but every company benefits from Slater’s ability to merge beautifully timed wrap-around cutbacks with beautifully timed bounce back relationships with beautifully stripped drives toward the tree on eighteen at Pebble Beach, with beautifully timed finger movements up the fret board with Eddie Vedder.”
If the companies are paid by getting cheap crappy blanks from exploited opressed foreigners, then let the industry implode.
Alan_M
March 1, 2007That’s the new asymetrical blank from cheapco!
Remember the asymetrical shapes (I think Caster was making them) in the ’80’s? Cheapco is prepping for a resurgence of the design. Very forward thinking, those Chinese!
pushingtide
March 1, 2007Gross.
Anonymous
March 1, 2007Expect to see them at Walmart soon since 10% of their exports go to that retailer!
Who's Your Daddy
March 1, 2007BEST PHOTO EVER!!!!!!!
Anonymous
March 1, 2007I think you could squeeze a “Thumb” out of that mess.
Nuno
March 1, 2007for ecological reasons…you can use that for art work! instead throw that crap it in the trash bin. 😀
Anonymous
March 1, 2007fucking disgrace.
rob70
March 1, 2007I bet a board made with that blank would pull to the right like a car with 3 wheels. 😀
Anonymous
March 1, 2007no wonder my self shaped boards came out bad, i used those brand of blanks!
this explains alot and helped my ego
-drad 0ut
Patch
March 2, 2007Seriously, I just puked in my mouth.
Anonymous
March 2, 2007What are you guys complaining about?
They practically invented pottery and the wheel. You got the clay there.
I can see them joking right now. Stupid Americans, they think they are the best, lets see them do something with this.lol
Anonymous
March 2, 2007where did the blank come from? Who made it?
Anonymous
March 2, 2007If someone taked the picture of it, maybe otherone buyed it! Who buy blanks from China?!
reverb
March 2, 2007..”Who buy blanks from China?!”
the merchants, not the custom builders…
Anonymous
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Mr. Roboto
by Styx
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai
You’re wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man
I’ve got a secret I’ve been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don’t be surprised
I’m just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive
I’m not a robot without emotions-I’m not what you see
I’ve come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I’m not a hero, I’m not a saviour, forget what you know
I’m just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control
I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo…domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo…domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo…domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you
The problem’s plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.
The time has come aat last
To throw away this mask
So everyone caan see
My true identity…
I’m Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!
Anonymous
March 2, 2007Me Chinese.. me play joke… me go p-p in your coke.
justin
March 2, 2007all of donald takayama boards are shaped with china foam now a days.
Anonymous
March 2, 2007That’s a big oops at the factory alright…
But at the end of the day if you don’t
like it or have no use for it don’t buy it.
Shit doesn’t discriminate- China, Europe,
the Americas even here in the good old
USA! Tired of China/Asian “pop out”
bashing is all… It’s simple people if you
think it’s crap don’t buy it!
As representatives of world travel and
an openess to other cultures, I think
some of us may be missing the point.
fsacto
Jp
March 2, 2007I want to make it clear that we did NOT buy that blank and that it does NOT belong to us nor is it at Moonlight. That photo was taken with spy cam at another place, hee hee.
Anonymous
March 3, 2007Dat blank vary niceeeee! We make top knotch for America surfboarders! Don’t try knock before try. We learn pinlines and acid splash and we make moonlight international power. We pay you more money than sam.
-sum ting wong
Rob?royal
March 3, 2007don’t know if i should laugh, or cry
Jgirl
March 7, 2007I loved this addition to the blog if only for the comments. So great!
pointsurfbaja
March 10, 2007Maybe Scott Bass can convince Kelly Slater to ride a board made from one of those assymetrical Chinese blanks then save the surf industry. From his editorial of Slater as Savior.”The surf industry loses. The surf industry needs Kelly Slater to win number nine this year. The economic trickle down effect Slater brings to the spreadsheet is large. This guy is mainstream. He transcends the sport. He may get paid by Quiksilver, but every company benefits from Slater’s ability to merge beautifully timed wrap-around cutbacks with beautifully timed bounce back relationships with beautifully stripped drives toward the tree on eighteen at Pebble Beach, with beautifully timed finger movements up the fret board with Eddie Vedder.”
If the companies are paid by getting cheap crappy blanks from exploited opressed foreigners, then let the industry implode.
SURFMONKS UNITE!