Beware the Fertility Tiki!

I bought this tiki at a thrift store for 6 dollars.

Every girl who has touched it has ended up here,

This is my wife, Yvonne getting her belly fruit scanned,

We filled out an order card. Should be ready in September!

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44 Comments
  • Anonymous
    February 24, 2007

    quad or single fin ordered? 🙂

  • J.P.
    February 24, 2007

    We are going for a regular foot biped. But even if the little grem turns out to be a goofyfoot we will love it just the same.

  • goldenarmes
    February 24, 2007

    OMG!!! Congrats to you and your family!!! you must be beyond excited!!!

  • Alan
    February 24, 2007

    Congrats, jp!

  • Anonymous
    February 24, 2007

    congrats to both and best wishes 🙂

  • Anonymous
    February 24, 2007

    congratulations – i’m betting you’re going to love the whole parent thing.
    -rg

  • Bob
    February 24, 2007

    Your boys can SWIM!!!!!

  • Eric and Pia
    February 24, 2007

    Surfer Labor!

    You are stoked, JP.

    And, we’re stoked for you guys.

  • Anonymous
    February 24, 2007

    I hope that Rich Pavel isn’t the father or you’ll be waiting much more than 9 months

  • LESider
    February 24, 2007

    nice job!! Congratulations! oh and theres nothing wrong with loving a goofyfooter.

  • Graham
    February 24, 2007

    Congrats Dude! You have a ton to look forward to.

  • Anonymous
    February 24, 2007

    JP-
    Congratulations!!! I always thought you were some (ahem) selfish surf dood that surfed more than anybody or (ahem) your fish didn’t swim 🙂 I’m stoked for you and your wife and Moonlight Family!!!
    -(ahem)zawa

  • r3w
    February 24, 2007

    Besides congrats all I can say is it’s about time. Nice to see a kid come out of the deep end of the gene pool for a change.

  • Anonymous
    February 24, 2007

    what if your kid thinks bonzers track? what he (gasp)likes thrusters?

    just kidding congrats TFAD

  • Coque
    February 24, 2007

    Congrats!

    “Made in the USA by poor surfers…”

  • IR
    February 24, 2007

    That’s not gonna be a pop-out, is it? Congrats!

  • JP
    February 25, 2007

    Thanks for all the well wishes. We are stoked. Kinda scared, but stoked.

  • Nuno
    February 25, 2007

    Congrats J.P.!!

    We have been trying but nothing so far, maybe is a good idea get a Tiki

    😀

  • Surf 30
    February 25, 2007

    Congratulations!
    Best wishes from Spain.

  • warm jet
    February 25, 2007

    Great news!
    Dad!!!

  • reverb
    February 25, 2007

    …hope its all ok with the baby

    cheers

  • Jen from Jersey
    February 25, 2007

    Congrats on the coming addition to the St Pierre quiver!

  • phil
    February 25, 2007

    baby bonzo?

    congratulations!!!

  • vasco
    February 25, 2007

    Parabéns a ambos JP!

  • Mick
    February 25, 2007

    Assuming this is number one JP, prepare for the ride of your life.
    Well done the pair of you.

  • Victims of the Tiki
    February 25, 2007

    Yes it is true. The TIKI works.We touched it 13 months ago and now we have Magdalena Faye Smith Born on Nov.12 2006. She is waiting for her COUSIN!!!!!

  • the old man
    February 25, 2007

    I see you ordered a regular foot. But I think Goofyfootyness may skip a generation and seeing how your Mom is a goofyfoot……….

  • Alexandro
    February 25, 2007

    Congratulations! 😉

  • john cherry
    February 26, 2007

    JP,

    Looks just like you!!!
    congrats!

    JC

  • Patch
    February 26, 2007

    J.P., that’s great news! Stoked for you, I’m sure you’ll be a great dad.

    Salud!

  • yvi
    February 26, 2007

    just great !!!

    my wife has got the second in the pocket and we’re still stoke with the first one!!!

    hope you’ll be able to stay with her when it’s time!!!

    early dawn patrol sessions will be yours now!!!

  • Tony
    February 26, 2007

    Stoked for you and your family stud…..

    Thats pretty awesome.

    Sept huh….hummmm…..Looks like you are going to have a Virgo.

    Congrats
    -Tony

  • JP
    February 26, 2007

    Yay!

  • Chum
    February 26, 2007

    Kudos! Smiling already!

  • Jon P.
    February 26, 2007

    J.P.
    With all the talent in your family, including both sides of your extended family, I think this kid’s going to be a switchfoot.

  • rob70
    February 27, 2007

    I think you can get a brace that when worn for a year or so, will keep him/her from going goofy on you.

  • JP
    February 27, 2007

    Yvonne is a goofyfoot, her Dad and one brother is a goofyfoot and my Mom is a goofyfoot so yeah, I’ll probably have to get some of those Forest Gump leg braces for the little grem.

  • Martin
    February 27, 2007

    Congrats JP! Now if you need any advice
    on slipping out for a surf when diapers need
    changed…..

  • Paula D.
    February 28, 2007

    ACK!!
    Y’all are goin’ to be somebaby’s mommy and daddy. That is supa-fab….couldn’t happen to a groovier couple o’ kids.

  • Anonymous
    March 6, 2007

    Congrats!!! Coolest news I’ve heard in some time!!! So happy for you and your wife. Stoked for you buddy.

    Kerry (Mo_Fo)

  • Anonymous
    March 7, 2007

    Congrats Jp(and your wife)
    If I’d known it would be as much fun as it is I would have started sooner and had an other!
    N4S

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