Apparently I was in the wrong motherfuckin boyscout troop. All I learned to whittle were rubber band guns and those litte ducks with clothespin mouths.
Once again, sorry to degrade such a fine thread. It’s just that Pork This, Festus — a relative, perhaps? — got me thinking about my former Scout leader and how the only thing he ever had us whittle was whip cream off of his “magic stick,” which he would then make “stand at attention.” He is now serving 20 to life at Pelican Bay, while my fellow Scouts and I have all been sentenced to a lifetime of memories. Talk about twisting the knife …
Pork this, Festus
December 7, 2006Apparently I was in the wrong motherfuckin boyscout troop. All I learned to whittle were rubber band guns and those litte ducks with clothespin mouths.
Anonymous
December 8, 2006Nice to see people still take the time to care. Or is it still care enough to take the time. Good to see it either way. Thanks for sharing.
J.P.
December 8, 2006Thanks.
That is Rich Pavel taking down the stringer of my new board by the by.
you know who I am...
December 8, 2006Why must you twist the knife, JP?
J.P.
December 8, 2006Hey now, I ordered that board in 1989 but Rich said I wasn’t ready for it at the time. He was probably right.
Eric
December 8, 2006LOL at “you know who I am”.
There's no justice — Fest us ...
December 8, 2006Did he make you reorder it every two years?
Anonymous
December 8, 2006The metaphysical shaper….
Fest us
December 8, 2006Once again, sorry to degrade such a fine thread. It’s just that Pork This, Festus — a relative, perhaps? — got me thinking about my former Scout leader and how the only thing he ever had us whittle was whip cream off of his “magic stick,” which he would then make “stand at attention.” He is now serving 20 to life at Pelican Bay, while my fellow Scouts and I have all been sentenced to a lifetime of memories. Talk about twisting the knife …
Three Rolled
December 8, 2006Hey JP, what size SD are you getting? Just curious. As I recall, we are both around the same ht. and wt.
Danielson
December 11, 2006bobsurf,
your board got shaped last week. That fat daddy stringer looks killer on it. Now quit your whining u bastid!