Bonzer shark attack click me
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Good thing that he is friends with MC… otherwise he might have to wait for next winter to get a replacement board like “normal people. If anything is worth a free trip to the front of the line, it surviving an encounter with Whitey!
bonzer…good enough to eat.
do you think that bonzers attract sharks more than other boards? hmmm? five fins are more food than three. tasty.
Don’t quit surfing, man! Just order a black and white striped board so it looks like an orca!
how about painting a picture of a huge great white on the bottom of your board? do they attack eachother?
He has already been hit-on by whitey 4 times, with the whitey porn on the bottom he might get date raped.
a friend of mine gets a big eyeball airbrushed onto the bottom of his board after being “bumped” by a bull shark in South Africa. He says an approaching shark will be discouraged from attacking something with an eyeball that is 3 or 4 feet big because the shark will “think” that the eye belongs to some huge creature of the ocean.kit
Jean-Paul St. Pierre
CEO & Janitor of the mega-corpo surf company: Surfy Surfy, Inc