Good thing that he is friends with MC… otherwise he might have to wait for next winter to get a replacement board like “normal people. If anything is worth a free trip to the front of the line, it surviving an encounter with Whitey!
a friend of mine gets a big eyeball airbrushed onto the bottom of his board after being “bumped” by a bull shark in South Africa. He says an approaching shark will be discouraged from attacking something with an eyeball that is 3 or 4 feet big because the shark will “think” that the eye belongs to some huge creature of the ocean. kit
Anonymous
December 12, 2006Good thing that he is friends with MC… otherwise he might have to wait for next winter to get a replacement board like “normal people. If anything is worth a free trip to the front of the line, it surviving an encounter with Whitey!
Anonymous
December 12, 2006wouch!!!!
Anonymous
December 12, 2006bonzer…good enough to eat.
Anonymous
December 12, 2006do you think that bonzers attract sharks more than other boards? hmmm? five fins are more food than three. tasty.
billy
December 12, 2006harrowing story!
Chum
December 12, 2006Don’t quit surfing, man! Just order a black and white striped board so it looks like an orca!
Anonymous
December 12, 2006how about painting a picture of a huge great white on the bottom of your board? do they attack eachother?
Just say no!
December 12, 2006He has already been hit-on by whitey 4 times, with the whitey porn on the bottom he might get date raped.
Anonymous
December 13, 2006a friend of mine gets a big eyeball airbrushed onto the bottom of his board after being “bumped” by a bull shark in South Africa. He says an approaching shark will be discouraged from attacking something with an eyeball that is 3 or 4 feet big because the shark will “think” that the eye belongs to some huge creature of the ocean.
kit