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The Bonzer Surfboard

Surfy Surfy By Surfy Surfy9 Comments


A Bonzer surfboard is paradoxically retro futuristic. Like watching the 1968 film 2001: A Space Odyssey in 2005. You ride a Bonzer and it’s like, “So this is how they thought we would be surfing by now.” It’s the flying car or jetpack we were promised but somehow never got.

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  • warm jet
    April 29, 2006

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  • warm jet
    April 29, 2006

    HAL AGREES

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  • Anonymous
    April 29, 2006

    Jp, what size? Looks beautiful.
    kit

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  • J.P.
    April 29, 2006

    It’s 6’10”. The guy who got it is a mechanic who works on F-18 Hornets. He says he likes speed.

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  • Anonymous
    April 29, 2006

    OFFICIALLY THE SWEETEST BOARD POSTED SO FAR.

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  • Anonymous
    April 30, 2006

    Yep, I agree with anon — that board is one of the nicest bonzers I have seen (albeit on the internet) come out of Moonlight. I would love to get the barrel of my life on that thing…. No excuses on that board, only pilot error!!
    kit

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  • ml
    April 30, 2006

    well said jp.
    Now, time for my dinner pills…Mmmm the yellow one is salsbury steak!

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  • Anonymous
    April 30, 2006

    “Soilant Green is people”?

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  • warm jet
    April 30, 2006

    is that the infamous”Red Hot Semi Gun”?

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