Merry Christmas Jerks!

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  • J.P.
    December 9, 2005

    from “viejo” on the surfer mag dot com message board.

  • Anonymous
    December 9, 2005

    That pretty much sums it up!

  • Steel Reservist
    December 9, 2005

    I almost clarked my pants laughing.

  • Anonymous
    December 10, 2005

    thats the same reaction we got from him when all his blanks started gassing about 15 years ago

  • Anonymous
    December 16, 2005

    Shouldn’t it have read “Merry Christmas Suckers”? Or, “To my employees, to all those people and families in the industry whose lives have just been thrown into chaos by my walking away from my foam business AND whose patronage made me a millionaire…Get fucked!”? Besides, he could only afford a G-shock watch with his millions and perhaps we should be a tad more sympathetic…he only has 2 fingers left.

  • Anonymous
    December 20, 2005

    There’s something missing from Clark’s “portrait”…oh, it’s a fresh entry wound from a .357 magnum bullet just above the bridge of his nose…