Well, that pretty much sums it up! For all you dudes if you are in need of paraphrasing of the above video just go to Dane Reynolds twitter account and read the last ten entries.
maybe mr stoke can hold stoke classes at surfy surfy every mon, wed, and fri, nights.( after hours of coarse.) then all these haters won’t have those bulging muscles on their eyebrows, they instead will get a nice friendly smile one their miserable frown stone faces to make their mommy’s proud. another words they won’t look like their taking a dump all the time! THEN the next dane posting they’ll admit dane’s a great surfer and his sponsors are decent people too. mahalo
“Thruster rider.” Please tell the two million people riding boards on waves what they should ride so you won’t belittle them? How many fins on our boards would make YOU happy? We don’t want you to be miserable by any means. Thanks
My name is Robert and I have a problem. I am addicted to trolling people on internet discussion forums. I randomly picked this one. i know NOTHING about surfing or who Dane Reynolds is. For years, I have been registering unique personas, all with one goal in mind – to entertain myself by ruffling the feathers of other posters. If you have been around for a while, chances are that I have trolled you. Maybe you knew what was happening when you were melting down, maybe not, but I was enjoying every minute of it the same way a drunk enjoys every sip of tequila.
My purpose here twofold. First, to apologize for everything I have done and will continue do in the future, and second, to try to provide insight into the mind of a troll for anyone who is interested.
Right now, I will take any questions anyone has about trolling. Please realize that I will not truthfully answer any questions about which trolls I have or have not been.
Robert I LOVE tequila. I usually start drinking around 7 am or after my morning surf about 4 or 5 days a week, I always stop and noon! I’m NEVER hungover because because i start early not like most idiots that drink which they usually start around 5 pm or close to their bed time. Go figure?
My question is am I a drunk or are they a drunk as you stated in your comment? and why do they and me love to drink? is it because it’s legal and better for you than pot? My other question is by me answering your troll post am I a troll? I just took a shot of silver patron, my chest is feeling warm as I sit in this hazy foggy morning, and i’m looking forward to your answer.Thanks for your time Robby Cheers
NO FINS!! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO RUN YOU SPEED BUMPS OVER AND NOT LEAVE ANY FIN MARKS IN YOU UPPER BACK SO YOU CAN SHOW YOUR GRANDKIDS, AND EXPLAIN TO THEM THE MARKS YOU GOT FOR SNAKING PEOPLE?? NO FINS!!?? U N BELIEVABLE!!
dear robert troll, my question is, surfers that hate thrusters, put down thrusters, and always try and find something negative to say about thrusters, do they love rolled baloney in their rectums?
Dear Robby Cheers, I would say you are a controlled drunk on the verge of going out of control which could lead to procreation which could lead to adoption or foster parents which could lead to abuse of some kind which could lead to coping modes such as drink and trolling. You are on way to becoming an official troll. Best of luck to you and onward!
I believe Robert Troll is real when he says he’s not a surfer. Surfers can not formulate conclusive sentences like Troll. I mean even Dane has a hard time and he’s my hero.
Thanks Robby. I always dreamed of being a troll, I told my friends and family I was aspiring , now you confirmed in writing which I can show others, and now I have the canvas to “onward!” I’m glad I’m a controlled drunk, because I’m not ashamed of my drinking in fact I’m willing to admit I love the buzz and the feeling, I will never hide it like most people and lie lie lie. I always stand up for what I believe in and the things I do. I had a vasectomy and I only allow women to perform oral sex on me because I have a very big sausage and that’s NOT lie! so the procreation, adoption, foster abuse is out. Thanks for the enlightenment Rob! Troll On!
conclusive sentences are NOT dane’s game, his game is surfing and he’s pretty much one of the worlds best at it. conclusive sentences is what impresses you so go to harvard or yale or wherever and play your word game this YOU we can see if your one of the worlds best at it? trolls are good at conclusive sentences because they eat sleep and shit it. some people surf 6 to 8 hours a day, and some people are into conclusive sentences 6 to 8 hours a day. that’s awesome! and it’s all good! what ever your into have fun and do it. dane gets paid to surf so he can grunt if he wants…
Josh Aggars
October 20, 2011The vid seems to be unavailable dude.
Anonymous
October 20, 2011Well, that pretty much sums it up! For all you dudes if you are in
need of paraphrasing of the above video just go to Dane Reynolds twitter account and read the last ten entries.
kurt
October 20, 2011lot of swell in Huntington that day.
Anonymous
October 20, 2011His answer to the question, “Do you have a problem communicating with people?” is hilarious and sad.
Anonymous
October 20, 2011Is that Dane?
Anonymous
October 20, 2011Thruster rider!
Anonymous
October 20, 2011“lot of swell in Huntington that day.” thats Newport dude
Anonymous
October 20, 2011I meant the part where they are talking on the beach not the original vid.
Shelly Winters
October 20, 2011This guy talks not only like all surfers but all of southern california. Ventura to the mexican border.
Anonymous
October 20, 2011Dude, China called and wants your job, Dude.
Anonymous
October 21, 2011“I’ll rage a taco stand”
Anonymous
October 21, 2011I could listen to this guy all day. I wish he did sports color commentary.
Anonymous
October 21, 2011he’s stoked, your miserable, just another day in calif
Anonymous
October 21, 2011“he’s stoked, your miserable, just another day in calif”
pretty negative
Anonymous
October 21, 2011You know what they say…..Misery loves company.
Anonymous
October 21, 2011True , takes one to know one
Anonymous
October 21, 2011“he’s stoked, your miserable, just another day in calif”
Agreed.
Anonymous
October 21, 2011“your miserable, he’s stoked, , just another day in calif”
Agreed.
Anonymous
October 21, 2011here another interview with that guy
Anonymous
October 22, 2011maybe mr stoke can hold stoke classes at surfy surfy every mon, wed, and fri, nights.( after hours of coarse.) then all these haters won’t have those bulging muscles on their eyebrows, they instead will get a nice friendly smile one their miserable frown stone faces to make their mommy’s proud. another words they won’t look like their taking a dump all the time! THEN the next dane posting they’ll admit dane’s a great surfer and his sponsors are decent people too. mahalo
Anonymous
October 22, 2011Kinda emotional mr stroke
Anonymous
October 22, 2011Don’t cry.
Anonymous
October 22, 2011“Thruster rider.” Please tell the two million people riding boards on waves what they should ride so you won’t belittle them? How many fins on our boards would make YOU happy? We don’t want you to be miserable by any means.
Thanks
Anonymous
October 22, 2011It would make ME ver HAPPY to see everyone surfing with NO Fins.
Robert Troll
October 22, 2011My name is Robert and I have a problem. I am addicted to trolling people on internet discussion forums. I randomly picked this one. i know NOTHING about surfing or who Dane Reynolds is. For years, I have been registering unique personas, all with one goal in mind – to entertain myself by ruffling the feathers of other posters. If you have been around for a while, chances are that I have trolled you. Maybe you knew what was happening when you were melting down, maybe not, but I was enjoying every minute of it the same way a drunk enjoys every sip of tequila.
My purpose here twofold. First, to apologize for everything I have done and will continue do in the future, and second, to try to provide insight into the mind of a troll for anyone who is interested.
Right now, I will take any questions anyone has about trolling. Please realize that I will not truthfully answer any questions about which trolls I have or have not been.
Sincerely,
Robert
Anonymous
October 22, 2011robert does your mom shave
Robert Troll
October 22, 2011Waxes.
Anonymous
October 22, 2011Robert I LOVE tequila. I usually start drinking around 7 am or after my morning surf about 4 or 5 days a week, I always stop and noon! I’m NEVER hungover because because i start early not like most idiots that drink which they usually start around 5 pm or close to their bed time. Go figure?
My question is am I a drunk or are they a drunk as you stated in your comment? and why do they and me love to drink? is it because it’s legal and better for you than pot? My other question is by me answering your troll post am I a troll? I just took a shot of silver patron, my chest is feeling warm as I sit in this hazy foggy morning, and i’m looking forward to your answer.Thanks for your time Robby Cheers
Anonymous
October 22, 2011NO FINS!! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO RUN YOU SPEED BUMPS OVER AND NOT LEAVE ANY FIN MARKS IN YOU UPPER BACK SO YOU CAN SHOW YOUR GRANDKIDS, AND EXPLAIN TO THEM THE MARKS YOU GOT FOR SNAKING PEOPLE?? NO FINS!!?? U N BELIEVABLE!!
Anonymous
October 22, 2011dear robert troll, my question is, surfers that hate thrusters, put down thrusters, and always try and find something negative to say about thrusters, do they love rolled baloney in their rectums?
Robert Troll
October 22, 2011Thruster question:
From what I understand is that they prefer Kosher franks such as Hebrew National knockwurst.
Robert Troll
October 22, 2011Dear Robby Cheers,
I would say you are a controlled drunk on the verge of going out of control which could lead to procreation which could lead to adoption or foster parents which could lead to abuse of some kind which could lead to coping modes such as drink and trolling. You are on way to becoming an official troll. Best of luck to you and onward!
Anonymous
October 22, 2011I believe Robert Troll is real when he says he’s not a surfer. Surfers can not formulate conclusive sentences like Troll. I mean even Dane has a hard time and he’s my hero.
Anonymous
October 22, 2011Thanks Robby. I always dreamed of being a troll, I told my friends and family I was aspiring , now you confirmed in writing which I can show others, and now I have the canvas to “onward!”
I’m glad I’m a controlled drunk, because I’m not ashamed of my drinking in fact I’m willing to admit I love the buzz and the feeling, I will never hide it like most people and lie lie lie. I always stand up for what I believe in and the things I do.
I had a vasectomy and I only allow women to perform oral sex on me because I have a very big sausage and that’s NOT lie! so the procreation, adoption, foster abuse is out. Thanks for the enlightenment Rob! Troll On!
Anonymous
October 22, 2011conclusive sentences are NOT dane’s game, his game is surfing and he’s pretty much one of the worlds best at it. conclusive sentences is what impresses you so go to harvard or yale or wherever and play your word game this YOU we can see if your one of the worlds best at it? trolls are good at conclusive sentences because they eat sleep and shit it. some people surf 6 to 8 hours a day, and some people are into conclusive sentences 6 to 8 hours a day. that’s awesome! and it’s all good! what ever your into have fun and do it. dane gets paid to surf so he can grunt if he wants…
Robert Troll
October 22, 2011Thank you for that well constructed conclusive paragraph.
Anonymous
October 22, 2011hey your welcome, don’t mention it!
Anonymous
October 22, 2011The Troll Rocks on!
Anonymous
October 23, 2011long live the trolls
Anonymous
October 23, 2011I love a good Troll. This ones a keeper.
Anonymous
October 23, 2011controlled drunk troll, that’s cool, got to meet this guy and have a drink or 5. oh yea he starts and stops early, maybe he’s got something there?
Rodrigo
October 28, 2011this is already a classic!